Tuesday
Aug222006
Only a few hours to go before Armageddon
Issandr El Amrani
Since today is 22 August, and we all know what that means, am kind of surprised the end of the world hasn't come yet... What's up Ahmedinejad? Get on with it already.
Then I started thinking about it, trying to emulate the great mind of Bernard Lewis. The threat might not be literal, but something more insidious, more perverse. Imagine an Iranian sleeper agent with a mission to bring down Western society. Imagine someone who, perhaps more than anyone at the moment, represents the kind of Western decadence Sayyid Qutb and the Ayatollah Khomeini were warning against.
Wait... could this be a sign?
Paris Hilton makes the sign of the Beast. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Then I started thinking about it, trying to emulate the great mind of Bernard Lewis. The threat might not be literal, but something more insidious, more perverse. Imagine an Iranian sleeper agent with a mission to bring down Western society. Imagine someone who, perhaps more than anyone at the moment, represents the kind of Western decadence Sayyid Qutb and the Ayatollah Khomeini were warning against.
Wait... could this be a sign?
Paris Hilton is releasing her album Paris on Tuesday, though for the 25-year-old hotel heiress, socialite and star of The Simple Life, making music is nothing new, she reveals.It gets worse:
"When I was little," she tells Blender magazine for its September issue, she was forced to practice piano, violin and guitar "every day ... since I was 11. My mom made me."
All the practice seems to have paid off: Of her new album, she tells the magazine: "I, like, cry, when I listen to it, it's so good."
Paris Hilton is leaving her promiscuous past behind her and is trying to encourage women to join her on her “no sex for a year” pledge.Paris Hilton is on a jihad against Western men, clearly. Against all their senses. For didn't Nostradamus write:
Paris said recently: “It’s sexier when a girl is flirty but she doesn’t do anything.”
“I think women should be confident and strong, and they often underestimate themselves and give in to men.”
Quatrain 1.39Ah, Bernard... you're so lucky to be over 80.
By night in bed the supreme one strangled,
The elevated blonde, for too great an involvement:
By three the empire is surrogated and enslaved,
To death, neither letter nor packet read.
Paris Hilton makes the sign of the Beast. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Reader Comments (8)
Check this out, Top 10 Jewish Racist Oubursts:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0c2neS0cobo
Well, nice knowing you all. It's been funny.
BTW - how did this off-topic, anti-semitic YouTube bullshit get past Spam Karma?
Oh but it's *not* off-topic, Elijah, no no no. Because, while Paris Hilton might not be Jewish, but her producer, Scott Storch, is. Which clearly is a sign that she is a, ehem, spearhead for a Zionist conspiracy.
And I heard if you play her CD backwards...
So Nicolai Carpathia will take the form of...a woman? Genius. The New World Order is actually represented by reality TV and not the UN, then?
Maybe Paris really is an Iranian in disguise...Paris sounds an awful lot like Persian, doesn't it?
http://www.ordoesitexplode.com/me/2006/08/a_dangerous_act.html
Haha, this is hilarious ... woot 20 years old ... weeee and am still alive :S
Ereintement spirituel! It is worse than any of Bernard Lewis nightmares!
Paris preaching abstinence? You're right, this is the end.
ok I will go a year without having sex wih Paris hilton.